Deer #1: "I want a milkshake!"
Deer #2: "Dude, this is a liquor store!"
Deer #1: "How the hell am I supposed to know?! Can I read? I'm a fucking deer!"
Deer #2: "Touche. Hey why is Jesus riding a dinosaur in the sign?"
Deer #1: "How can you have a drive in lounge?"
Deer #2: "Hey! I thought you couldn't read?!"
Deer #1: "Well I couldn't, but **Scientology just cured me of my severe deerlexia."
Deer #2: "I HATE YOU!"
*Note this was not actually taken in NH, though we still have cheap booze here.
** I do not condone the use of Scientology to "cure" deerlexia. As a matter of fact I do not condone the use of Scientology at all. I hate Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley. Beck and Jason Lee are still OK.
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